Planet of the Japes Quotes

“And why are you stacking up clowns?” Cal asked. Mech glanced back at the neat pile of unconscious bodies. They were all set out in variations of the recovery position. “I don’t want them getting hurt.” “We literally just watched you smash one through a table,” Loren pointed out.”
― Barry J. Hutchison, Planet of the Japes

“Layyy-dieeeeeees and gentlesquirts!” the little man cried, in a voice like fingernails being dragged down the inside of Pee-wee Herman’s voice box.”
― Barry J. Hutchison, Planet of the Japes