#Starstruck Quotes

“Oreo has started putting jokes on the side of packages. Listen to this—‘Serving size: three cookies.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“happiness doesn’t leave scars.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“If she were on fire and I had a glass of water, I would drink it.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips #Chase”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I'd like to know what you're thinking right now."
"I'm not telling you. That's why I didn't say it out loud. Because that's how thingking works."
Chase laughed. "Sometimes in interviews they ask you what superpower you'd like to have. I used to choose being able to read people's minds. Then Facebook happend, and I got over that.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“Okay, I know it's weird, but whenever I watch a movie like this and someone goes underwater, I hold my breath to see if I would have survived."
"It's not weird. I do that too. But I almost died watched Finding Nemo.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“Nobody gets married thinkng it won't work. They get married because they have hope it will.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“Every time I thought I couldn’t possibly love him more, he did something to prove me wrong.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I want to remember the happy times,” I said. “But all I can remember is when he hurt me. Why is that?” “Probably because happiness doesn’t leave scars.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I actually prefer SALTS to LOL. Smiled A Little, Then Stopped.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“it was the softest material I had ever felt. Like it had been collected from the bellies of baby Angora bunnies raised on organic carrots who had slept on cotton balls.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“Chemistry is touching someones mind and setting their body on fire”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I loved him and wanted a life with him. I knew our lives wouldn’t be perfect, but we would be perfect for each other, and that’s what mattered.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I wish I could promise to never hurt you again. But I’ll hurt you. And you’ll hurt me. That’s what happens when people love each other.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“So, twelve plus one is the same as eleven plus two, right?” “Right.” “But did you know that when you take the letters in twelve plus one, you can rearrange them to be eleven plus two?”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I feel very free. I’ve never been worried about missing a period. I’ve never worried about contracting a sexually transmitted disease. I’ve never shared something so personal with a man and then had my heart broken when he didn’t call me again.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“My day felt so dark and awful that it should have come with Swedish subtitles.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“My day felt so dark and awful that it should have come with Swedish subtitles. ”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“You thought your best bet was to find a fan and date her? What if I’d been psychotic?”

“Then I wouldn’t still be here.”

“Oh, you would be. Tied up in my basement.”

He laughed and pressed a kiss against my eyelid that made my stomach go all fluttery. “But my therapist warned me to go slowly and to date like it was 1955.”

I opened my eyes to give him a pointed, teasing look. “You’ve totally failed. We haven’t been to a single sock hop or drive-in, and we haven’t shared even one milk shake.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“she was wearing a skirt so short I could see her tonsils”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“Zia crouched down so we were eye level. “Cheese makes Zo-Zo sad?”

“Yeah, Chase made me sad.”

Her eyes narrowed. “Then I hits Cheese.”

“We don’t hit people, Zia,” my mom reminded her for the millionth time, but Zia wasn’t having it.

She nodded and whispered dramatically, “I hits him.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“Inappropriate thoughts? What, had he imagined us hugging?”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“It’s all fun and games until somebody doesn’t pick up on the sarcasm”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I was hungry, and I remembered you also sometimes eat food, and I thought we could check out that new Brazilian steakhouse.”

Her mood shifted from happy and excited to annoyed and let down. Probably because of her new cleanse that didn’t allow protein. “Ugh, you know I’m not eating anything with a face for the next two weeks.”

“They cut that off before they bring it to you”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“What does it mean when the guy you’re dating hasn’t tried to kiss you yet?”

“Gay.”

“Just because that happened to you once—”

“Eleven times,” she corrected, applying the polish in short, careful strokes.

“Seriously? Eleven times? Okay, just because that’s happened to you eleven times doesn’t mean that’s what’s happening here. And maybe you should stop dating fellow theater majors.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“You’re bringing all of this?” he asked as we went inside, and before I could formulate an awesome retort, he added, “You’ve got enough junk here for a small army. Were you planning on invading the beach?”

“Have you ever gone somewhere with four kids before? Trust me, it’s all necessary.”

I grabbed Zia’s and Zelda’s car seats and turned toward the driveway, surprised by what I saw. “You own a minivan?”

“I don’t own a minivan,” he responded, sounding offended. “I have many beautiful pieces of machinery, and I would not insult them by bringing something like that into my garage. I rented it. By myself. It was easier than I thought it would be. And I even remembered your tip about the gas icon and the arrow so I know the gas tank is on the driver’s side.” Now he sounded proud of himself, and I guessed he’d never rented a car on his own before.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“My mom’s got a lot on her plate. I try to help out when I can. She has this ongoing to-do list. Or as I call it, the Ta-Da List. Because it would be magic if we actually accomplished anything on it. But when you have this many small kids, it’s like continually cleaning up by yourself after a raging party you didn’t attend that happens every night. Which means my mother’s housekeeping style can best be described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“It was strange seeing him. Up to that point, Chase hadn’t been a real person to me. He was a character in a movie or a faceless entity sending out tweets. It was like it suddenly dawned on me that he was an actual human being. Like me. Or Lexi.

Obviously way hotter and taller and more amazing than Lexi or me, but still.

In all those years when we planned on meeting him, my imagined reactions usually involved screaming and jumping up and down, with tears streaming from my face.

I didn’t feel the urge to do any of those things. Turned out I had some dignity where he was concerned.

It was a nice thing to discover.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I was a font of useless information. The only thing that had ever rivaled my Chase obsession was my love of all things trivia. Trivial Pursuit games ended with me drinking the tears of my fellow players and leaving a trail of their bloodied hearts all over the board.

After my grandparents left the Amish in Pennsylvania and moved out to California, one of the first things they bought was a TV. When I lived with them decades later, they still had that same television. The only program they ever watched was Jeopardy!, and I remember sitting on their uncomfortable couch in between them as they missed so many questions. My guess was that my love for weird cultural minutiae came from them. Alex Trebek was kind of my hero.

So I tweeted out random facts. Which was better than having to hear Lexi say, “If you say one more thing about stoplight colors, I will slip arsenic into your orange juice.”

Twitter was a good outlet for my useless knowledge. ”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I looked like something the cat found in the dump, dragged across town, and then shoved under the dryer.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck