By Fairy Means or Foul Quotes

“I don't know how humans managed to get around at all. Blind, practically deaf, and no sense of smell. How they'd survived this long I couldn't even imagine. Uncontrolled breeding and pure stubbornness, probably.”
― Meghan Maslow, By Fairy Means or Foul

“Well that deflated my cock faster than a werebeaver with braces offering free blowjobs.”
― Meghan Maslow, By Fairy Means or Foul