The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts Quotes

“TOOTY FRUITS”
― M.D. Whalen, The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts: An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, and Art of Farting

“over ten thousand people were crushed to death. All because of a single fart.”
― M.D. Whalen, The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts: An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, and Art of Farting

“The original German meaning of pumper is “fart” and Nickel is an old German name for “little devil”. So if you eat pumpernickel, you’ll fart like the devil. Yes, that’s really where the name comes from.”
― M.D. Whalen, The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts: An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, and Art of Farting