The Kingpin of Camelot Quotes

“He just hoped to kill them without his wife noticing.  A stack of dead bodies would be a terrible way to start a honeymoon, when your bride thought you were “kind” and “gentle.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“But, someone told me that you’re a kind, gentle, and honorable man.  That I should come here and you’d help me. Midas squinted.  “Were they taking drugs at the time?”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“A strapping stable boy.” “I have no idea what that even means. It sounds like a word women use to describe men when they don’t want the men to understand what they’re saying.”  Which was… intriguing.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“Gwen accepted the explanation, moving onto the doll battle.  “Hey, what happened to Clarissa of the Clouds?” Trystan seemed eager not to discuss the gryphons’ language.  “She is now a dead decapitated zombie.”  He delivered the news with a pitiless smirk.  “Demonica Rex will soon eat her bones.” “Bitch.”  Gwen muttered, flashing Demonica Rex a glower.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“And that really big mattress in our bedroom.  It’s… really big.” “The biggest one ever made.”  He agreed happily.  “I made sure of it.” “I needed a map to find my way off of it this morning, Midas.” “Kitten, keeping you in that bed is kind of my goal in life, so I’m not complaining.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“Gwen stood there for a beat, breathing hard. “See how much simpler it is if you aim for the head?”  Midas demanded.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“You’re really not sucking at this so far.” “Thank you.  I appreciate feedback, too.  Especially when it’s positive.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“Gwen glowered at them, irritated by their lack of enthusiasm for her villainy.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“If an issue is of importance to one party, they can request the second party’s assistance, collaboration, or focus on said issue. The second party will do his/her best to accommodate them without whining.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“Is it Guinevere?”  The Scarecrow demanded, like he’d just figured it all out.  “You know she killed Arthur, right?  She’s probably planning the same fate for you, you fool.  She wants your money.” Gwen scowled. “I doubt that.  She’s drafting me a will, which leaves my fortune to my bodyguard, Trystan Airbourne.  She was very insistent on it.  There was a slideshow.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“Gwen mentally cursed her dead husband for his continuous and unrelenting stupidity.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“Is it a deal?”  She repeated, not worried about his dire predictions. Midas sighed and gave up.  “Of course, it’s a deal.  What the hell do you think?  I’m a fucking villain, Gwen.  Obviously, I’m going to say ‘yes’ to a plan that contractually guarantees my right to do Bad things to your Good little body.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“Midas hesitated.  “The man is apparently… broken.”  He admitted.  “Trystan took my earlier request to ‘see if you can wake him up’ as a creative challenge.  It won’t be pleasant to see.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“Do you think anyone would mind if I made some suggestions about running their crime syndicates?”  Gwen asked after a while.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“He’d stolen odds and ends for over a year, and now he had gold.  Crime paid, just fine.  Anyone who said different was doing it wrong.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“desperation filled her and she didn’t stop to analyze why.  Midas being with another woman was wrong.  She needed to stop him.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“She gave him an arch look, like she didn’t believe that.  “I’m sure you need to keep up your reputation as a villain…” “I am a villain.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot