Of Deception and Divinity Quotes

“I really want to call you to me in a thunderbolt so I can smack you. We’re not even married yet and I want to strangle you with my bare hands. That doesn’t bode well for your life expectancy, Assefa, or my chance of staying out of prison on a homicide charge”
― N.D. Jones, Of Deception and Divinity

“Fire witches are two parts sweet and one part sour, the perfect Daiquiri—classic, delicious, and deceptively potent.”
― N.D. Jones, Of Deception and Divinity

“Ah, sweetheart, what are you doing?”

“I think that’s pretty obvious. I’m witch-handling your orgasm-giver.”
― N.D. Jones, Of Deception and Divinity

“You buy so little and ask for even less, which makes me want to spoil you. That’s not how I grew up, which you will soon see. We Berbers ask for everything and get even more in return, much of which we don’t deserve and haven’t earned. But you have access to so much but never touch it. I respect that, and your parents for raising you to value friends and family over money and power.”
― N.D. Jones, Of Deception and Divinity