Legacy Quotes

“I did have a stress toy to squeeze, in the shape of a dog, but I stressed the item too much and the head fell off.”
― L.J. Swallow, Legacy

“Yeah, it's a joke throughout the world, but the phrase “have you turned it off and on again?” should be framed as the company motto in the corner of the room. Second only to “have you plugged in the modem?” Fun times.”
― L.J. Swallow, Legacy

“I often admire them, but for their commitment to perfection and not their work status. No , I admire anybody who climbs out of bed an hour earlier than necessary to torture themselves with straightening tongs.”
― L.J. Swallow, Legacy

“cannot deal with people who lie. Like, lose my shit cannot deal with. My inability to tell a lie myself, even the tiny white variety, kills me too. Why couldn't my parents choose a different virtue to name me after? Hope, Faith, Grace? I'd take anything but the name meaning truth, because I'm sure this cursed me to lose friends due to my blunt truthful nature. Took me years to realise when girls say "be honest" that this is code for "don’t tell somebody their ass does in fact look big in that.”
― L.J. Swallow, Legacy