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“Hey, shhh! Don’t call me by my real name.”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“them.” “Well, since we’re waiting on a fresh warlock, you have time then, right?” “I mean, yeah, I guess so, but—” “That’s alright, I won’t force you to go. I know you have a lot on your mind, but just consider it, okay?” I nodded. “Yes, sir.” We cleaned up the field some more. After a while, I asked, “Hey, where’s Lukester and Cindy? I don’t see them anywhere.” “If they are not here, then they must be at the hospital helping the wounded,” said Adrian. “Okay, I think I’ll head over there, then.” “Sure, Steve. Adrian and I will continue cleaning up here,” said the mayor. Adrian turned to look at the mayor. It looked like he wanted to say something, but he held his tongue. “Alright, see you guys later.” I turned and walked away. Adrian and the mayor waved at me, then they continued picking up weapons. As I walked away, I suddenly remembered that I wanted to ask the mayor something about the mining operation. So, I busted a U-turn and walked toward the mayor. Adrian and the mayor were both busily working and had their backs facing me. “I don’t want him spiraling into depression over the Bob and horse thing, so make sure you keep him busy,” I overheard the mayor say. “Yes, sir,” replied Adrian. “There was a time when he fell into depression and he just lay in bed for days. I don’t want the same thing happening again.” Adrian nodded. “I’ll have plenty for him to do in the coming days, and with the party coming up, I plan to have all sorts of activities to distract him.” “Yes, sir.” “Good, please help me clean up for another five minutes, then go join Steve.” “As you wish.” They were clearly talking about me, and I didn’t want to interrupt them. So, I quietly spun 180 degrees and made my way to the hospital. As I walked, I thought, Wow… the mayor is really concerned about my state of mind. I had no idea… I reached the hospital and found a bunch of patient-filled beds outside. The place was completely packed, so packed that they had to treat patients outdoors. Cindy caught my eye as she frantically ran about from patient to patient. “Cindy!” I yelled. She gasped and turned around. “Steve, shhh…” she whispered. “Some of the patients are sleeping. “Oh, sorry…” She walked over to me. “How are you? Feeling good? Any injuries?” “Hm… now that you mentioned it, I’m surprised that I don’t have any injuries.”  Cindy beamed a huge smile. “I had a splash potion of regeneration in my personal chest at home. I used it on you while you slept.” “You did? No wonder.” “That was my last one. I was saving it for a special situation, and I guess saving a friend from pain is a pretty good reason to use it.” “Aw… thank you so much, Cindy.” “You’re welcome, Steve. So, are you here to help today?” “Help?” “Yeah, help with the wounded?” “Uh, um, sure. Yeah, I can help, but actually, I wanted to speak with you about something.” “Oh? What’s up?” “Well…” I explained to Cindy about what happened. “Oh, no… so she wouldn’t change Paul right away?” asked the potioneer. I shook my head. “I begged her, but she absolutely refused.” “Aw…” “So, I was wondering if you could give it a try?” “You want me to ask her to change Paul into a warlock?” “Yeah, could you do that for me? As a favor?” “Well, of course I’d be willing to, but what about Paul? Is he okay with this plan?” Cindy asked. “I think Paul will be way easier to convince once Wanda is on board.” Cindy nodded. “You’re right. Okay, my shift here doesn’t end for another few hours. I’ll head over to Wanda’s afterward.” “Yass!”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“Thane smiled at me and replied, “I’m feeling good, boy-o.”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“This is by far the coolest party ever!” said Lukester.”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“Thane turned to the side to look at me. “Good try, boy-o… but not good enough!” he yelled, then he fed his pig a chunk of his carrot and they boosted off to the finish line. I gasped as my pig finished off my carrot and we started slowing down. “Nooooooo!” Thane zoomed off to the pig stable and left me in his dust. My pig was done with the carrot now, so he lost motivation to listen to me. He started wandering all over the place, probably looking for more food. “No, go straight! Go straight! The finish line is over there!” I yelled. Oink! The crowd cheered in an uproar as Thane crossed the finish line.”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“Yass! Thank you so much, Cindy! Bob thanks you too, from the future.”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“only we could tie a cookie to that fishing pole, then I’m sure Steve would have won the race already,” said Lukester from the wall.”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“My Awesome List of Readers and Reviewers”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“The more the merrier.”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“feeling kinda pooped.”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“weapon glowed a fiery red as it rested on the floor. “Whoa…” Devlin and I said, as well as the watching crowd.”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“personality.” Cindy sighed again. “Well, if you can’t convince her, then there’s absolutely nothing else we can do,” I said. “Are you saying we should give up?” “Yeah, let’s head back. Wanda isn’t gonna help us with this.”  “But what about Bob?” “We’ll have to figure something else out.” Adrian nodded. “Yeah, we’ll find another way.” So, the three of us left Wanda’s front porch and headed toward the mine carts.”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“enchanters are masters of enchanting…”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“hand.” “It’s that choice that haunts me. They poofed because of me, including Bob…”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“I love yo—” Leila stopped and covered her mouth. “I mean, I love your face paint!”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“Adrian and the mayor waved at me, then they continued picking up”
Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 28 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)