The Enchantment Emporium Quotes

“they’re going to blame the sorcerer for both those things as well as the hike in Calgary’s transit fares, middle-aged women wearing jeans that barely cover their asses, and SciFi canceling The Dresden Files.”
― Tanya Huff, The Enchantment Emporium

“One, if I’m behind the wheel we go by Winchester rules: driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.”
― Tanya Huff, The Enchantment Emporium

“If you’re reading this, Alysha Catherine, I’m dead. Don’t make a fuss—it’s a state we all come to in the end. Except possibly for Jane who may be too mean to die.”
― Tanya Huff, The Enchantment Emporium

“A Dragon Prince with emo hair and daddy issues. Her life had become Manga.”
― Tanya Huff, The Enchantment Emporium

“Discretion doesn’t really apply to giant, flying, fire-breathing lizards who very nearly removed my fucking eyebrows,”
― Tanya Huff, The Enchantment Emporium

“Allie accepted it as her due that the plane had been overbooked and they were bumping her to first class. Or business class. Or whatever they were now calling those seats an adult could actually fit into.”
― Tanya Huff, The Enchantment Emporium