Pretty Kitten Quotes

“If you’re gonna spout nonsense, might as well keep that mouth of yours occupied,” she growled, her voice as cold as his, before shifting her hips forward and sitting on his face.  “There’s a good boy. Eat.”  To be entirely honest, she had zero clue what the fuck was happening; but she liked it. Especially when, after glaring at her for a good minute, Daunte opened his mouth, and flicked her folds with his tongue, arms around her thighs, holding them in place until she yelled.”
― May Sage, Pretty Kitten

“Let’s face it; cats are cute. They needed to be, given the fact that they were absolute assholes.”
― May Sage, Pretty Kitten

“The couple had spent the afternoon with their midwife; they’d religiously attended training meetings that were supposed to somehow help when his sister was going to push the balloon she was carrying around out of her teeny, tiny body. Daunte winced every time he thought about it. Now that she was only a few days away from giving birth, he felt positively sick.”
― May Sage, Pretty Kitten

“She was talking to him. Why was she talking to him? It wasn’t how their dynamic worked.”
― May Sage, Pretty Kitten

“Some guys shouldn’t be allowed to wear shirts. For the greater good. Seriously, men like him walking around half naked could genuinely cause worldwide peace. Women would be too busy melting into puddles of lust to get up to any evildoings, and men would just spend their days and nights doing pushups in hopes of eventually looking like him.”
― May Sage, Pretty Kitten

“Kids. Why, oh, why did they always expect adults to have their shit together?”
― May Sage, Pretty Kitten