Lumberjack BOSS Quotes

“Bobby stops him and whistles downward . “Lumberjack, ho,” he whispers, gesturing toward his groin.”
― Tabatha Kiss, Lumberjack BOSS

“He frowns. “I hate you more right now than I’ve hated anything before in my life.”“Good, Leonard,” I say, bringing a twitch to his eye. “I want you to, Leonard. Because then, you’ll have the slightest inkling as to how I feel about you, Leonard. You are arrogant and rude and your beard looks stupid.” His jaw drops. “Your parents named you after an ugly, worthless shrub and I can’t wait to pluck every last one of them off that trail.” I gasp. “Go to hell!”“Gladly.”
― Tabatha Kiss, Lumberjack BOSS

“Checkmate, wood boy,” she whispers. I grit my teeth. “Wood boy?”
― Tabatha Kiss, Lumberjack BOSS

“Why doesn’t the king protect his queen?”“Because she wouldn’t stop asking stupid questions.”“Wow…” she shakes her head, “the king’s a jerk.”
― Tabatha Kiss, Lumberjack BOSS

“Do you even listen to yourself when you speak? Or are you one of those rich guys that can’t hear the douchebag in their voice over the sound of people kissing their asses all day long?”
― Tabatha Kiss, Lumberjack BOSS