Tompkin's School For The Dearly Departed Quotes

“We’ve measured the wingspan at twenty-five feet,” the crime tech concluded.
“Well, that’s no scissor-tailed flycatcher,” Shane scoffed. “What could they possibly belong to?”
Ramon shrugged. “Your guess is as good as mine. Nothin’ natural that size lives around here, that’s for sure.”
― Tabi Slick, Tompkin's School For The Dearly Departed