Kink Quotes

“This woman was crazy. Batshit crazy. Clearly, she was absolutely out of her chicken-fried mind.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“I've got a fantasy...
*blushing face*”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“I was even more pleased when I found out how rich he was and that he could get me back to America without me having to explain my bitch-in-a-bag to airport security.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“I haven’t harmed her face. It’s so pretty. It would be a shame to ruin it. I even kept her teeth in. There’s a danger she might bite me when I throatfuck her, but I think she knows it wouldn’t be worth the risk of what I might do if she tried.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“When I used the blowtorch to seal the arteries and veins, it sear-cooked some of the leg meat. Flame-grilled! I had to try it, I just had to. I kept nibbling at it, but then it would start bleeding again, so I’d have to torch it again. Then I’d want to nibble a bit more… That’s why it took all weekend to get the arms and legs off and stop the bleeding. We had a riot.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“Ripping a new hole in Ham I bit savagely, tearing out shattered shards of bone with it. My mind was working better than ever and another realization crossed my mind. That bitch lied to me.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“Ham’s cock was long and thick and hard and quivering. I wanted shears to chop it off.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“The new cellar-meat must have been hungry. Ham’s shoulder had been stripped bare down to the bone. There was very little meat left on him, I doubted the new meat had gotten much more than scarred skin and a scrape of bone. The fact Ham was still alive was a testament to my usual self-control.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“Have you been good?” I asked. He grinned at me boyishly, and with a bob of his head indicated Ham. Ah.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“I went to check on my new sex-toy-cum-food-source.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“If there was a breathalyzer for blood and cum, I would have failed dismally.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“If there was a breathalyzer for blood and cum, I would have failed dismally. I showered quickly and rushed to put on my makeup.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“The last thing I remembered before my heavy eyelids closed was my girl carving off strips from Jake’s face and popping them into her mouth while humming a cheerful tune. For the first time in my life, I was truly happy. It was just me and my girl, now. Together we could overcome any obstacle, build any dream. A smile on my lips, I dozed off.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“Her eyes met mine as she turned her head to look at me. She had not released his cock from her mouth first. Oh, no. When she turned her head it was revealed that all that was left of Jake’s once proud manhood was a gushing stump! She swallowed dramatically and licked her lips. “And that’s how you eat a dick.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“Slowly she pulled her head back. When she took him into her mouth, his cock was barely two inches, but when she pulled her head back more and more kept coming. Three inches, four inches, five inches, six inches, seven inches, eight inches, nine inches… “Wow!” I said, impressed. My girlfriend was incredible. I couldn’t believe she had so much cock down her throat and mouth. She was so talented.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“He came hard. His body desperately offered everything it had in one last gasp, one final futile effort at passing on its genes to another generation. As he came I pressed my lips against his again and sucked more of the blood out of his still bleeding mouth.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“Everything had to be simple. The more confusion and uncertainty and mess and clutter you have, the harder it is to control everything, and thus maintain your sense of comfort and well-being.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“Well, I’ve already sent her some pics. She might notice you’re not me.” “You think?” he said to me with a grin. “Dude, I’m not black. She’s gonna notice.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“Come on asshole. Fall for my charm you dumb prick. Then I’ll rip your fucking throat out.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“The destruction of a human so brutal and horrific that the screams of his soul would echo for eternity, the anguish so deep its bottom could never be found.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“It was time for a pain the world had never seen before.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“After another pass over the house, I went to check on my new sex-toy-cum-food-source.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“I like hope. The more hope someone has, the more delicious it is when it pops, replaced with cavernous dear.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“I was losing control and I liked it.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink

“Fear and sex and lust and pain are deeply intertwined. When the body thinks it’s about to die, it will be filled with a final desire to procreate, to pass on its genes to another generation in a last-gasp effort.”
― Crowley Barns, Kink