Hail No Quotes

“It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Hail No

“would be the first person to die in a horror movie. I refuse to spend my last few minutes running.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Hail No

“My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don’t know whether I’m kidding or not. -T-shirt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Hail No

“Basically, if you can pull off a beard, you can pull off my underwear.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Hail No

“Beware of chickens. They can be real peckers.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Hail No