Red, White, and Maggie Quotes

“We shall all be the most festive in the whole park as we explode everything with the most patriotic of spirit!”
― Kate Danley, Red, White, and Maggie

“The only ones giants hate more than elves are dwarves. But dwarves are kind of assholes, so I can't really say I blamed them too much.”
― Kate Danley, Red, White, and Maggie

“But because people are idiots, the parents just looked at us as if we were nuts rather than paying attention to the guy trying to save their life.”
― Kate Danley, Red, White, and Maggie