Twisted Twosome Quotes

“Make mistakes, tell the worst truth rather than the best lie, love hard, and be the better man.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“Flawsome. Someone who embraces their flaws and still believes they’re awesome.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“Note to self: when feeling the music and thrusting hard, keep eyes open. At all times.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“Eccedentesiast. It’s someone who hides their pain behind a smile. We learned quickly how to become masters at this repressive art.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“It’s called living. Life is short, Georgie. You never know when your time is up, so spend every waking moment you have experiencing what life has to offer. Your clothes will dry, but your memory of this moment will live forever.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“Oh, yup. I’m gay. Bring me all the dicks. I just love those things, can’t get enough of the Lincoln Logs God graced this earth with.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“Yup, I totally jizzed all over her face from eight feet above. The accuracy I had was on point.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“It means something that combines strength and sweetness. That’s you. That’s what I found out tonight, Georgie. You’re the definition of oenomel . . . with a dash of sass.” Turning away from me, he writes the definition in my book and signs the bottom, “Entry by Racer for George.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“complained”
― Meghan Quinn, Tangled Twosome

“with heartfelt encouragement comes monumental accomplishments”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“Even though you’ve never looked for or needed a knight in shining armor, that is what he is. Not as a rescuer, but as a believer. In you. He is completely and unashamedly there for and with you.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“I watched you pick up a Swiss Roll from the floor, dust it off and swallow it whole.” “That’s living by the five-second rule, Princess. It helps build immunity, nothing wrong with wanting a strong immune system.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“Murder. Murder is in my future. Limerence was a nice idea, but it looks like it will be prison time for me, unless I can insert him into a wood chipper without getting caught.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“And do you know what the worst part of all of this is? I was actually feeling the beat. For an on-the-spot performance, I was nailing that shit. And I don’t care what Madison says, red is becoming on me.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome

“You never realize how much you need touch until it’s given to you as a surprise gift.”
― Meghan Quinn, Twisted Twosome