Misadventures of a College Girl Quotes

“You’re the answer to a prayer I didn’t even know I had.”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl

“I'll love you as long as I live. Always know that. But, sweetheart, we both know love isn't going to be enough for us...”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl

“Beautiful girl, I want to kiss you so fucking bad- more than I want to draw my next breath.”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl

“It’s all going to work out for us, pretty baby. And you know why? Because we’re written in the stars.”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl

“I saw you two walking through South Campus the other day holding hands. You looked good together. Like Beauty and the… Beauty.”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl

“Gosh, when the universe works this hard to put two ridiculously good-looking people together, it’d be downright arrogant of them not to have sex, don’t you think?”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl

“If you really want to be traumatized, then consider this: Why the hell isn’t Pooh wearing pants? He’s a bear who lives in a house and sleeps in a bed. He drinks tea out of a cup. And yet he wears no pants with his polo shirt? I mean, is Pooh fully anthropomorphized or not? Because, if he is, then he’s a ‘public lewdness’ charge waiting to happen.”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl