Birthday Boy Quotes

“fear of his little sister’s safety. “Don’t go too near the water!” Ruby stood up. She was, in fact, standing right by the water. In quite a lot of mud. “I’m just trying to catch— Oh!” she said. She’d been about to say – and this may be obvious – “Spock”. She’d been leaning over the river, trying to catch Spock.”
― David Baddiel, Birthday Boy

“Dick”
― David Baddiel, Birthday Boy

“really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really”
― David Baddiel, Birthday Boy

“really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,”
― David Baddiel, Birthday Boy

“pointless,”
― David Baddiel, Birthday Boy