Prezident Scumbag! Quotes

“The world's shit and everyone's a cunt.”
― Rupert Dreyfus, Prezident Scumbag! A Sick Bastard Novella

“If you want to work your stinking job and pay into a pension plan for the rest of your days then fine; if you want to visit the supermarket once a week and feel great about yourself for finding the best offers on low fat microwave meals then fine; if you want to click around them computers all night, chatting to your Aunt Sally in Honolulu then fine; if you want to drink in moderation so you don’t end up shitting the bed then fine; if you want to continue the cycle of obedient drones then fine; if you want to resent how average your life has turned out in return for a salary that buys you nothing more than permanent misery then fine. All fine and dandy. Go right ahead. Just leave me the fuck out of it.”
― Rupert Dreyfus, Prezident Scumbag! A Sick Bastard Novella

“The biggest act of rebellion right now is remaining defiantly hopeful.”
― Rupert Dreyfus, Prezident Scumbag!: A Sick Bastard Novella

“You can’t steal from thieves.”
― Rupert Dreyfus, Prezident Scumbag! A Sick Bastard Novella

“I know I’m not the patron saint of etiquette and me attitude stinks of arse, but at least I don’t dictate to nay cunt how they ought to spend their days. There are six billion of us on this rock. Why should we all like vanilla ice cream, wear supermarket denim and set our alarm clocks for the nine to five grind?”
― Rupert Dreyfus, Prezident Scumbag!: A Sick Bastard Novella