Pitch Please Quotes

“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So, go fuck yourself and check the bitch at the door next time you visit.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Pitch Please

“Now I wanted a lot of things, most of those things being Sway in my bed, naked underneath me. Forever, if possible. But I hadn’t told her that yet. I wouldn’t be. Not until she was well and truly trapped. If it wasn’t immoral and a tad bit archaic, I’d just get her pregnant and play on her conscience to stay with me for the rest of her life.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Pitch Please

“Sleeping is too hard during the summer. Blankets are too warm, but without blankets I’m vulnerable to monsters. -Sway’s secret thoughts”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Pitch Please