Waste of Space Quotes

“At least he got to have some excitement. I never get to almost die.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“wish you a happy anniversary of your emergence from your mother’s uterus.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“Yes, there is,” Roddy insisted. “But NASA has covered it up. Half the people who came up here to build this base went crazy. Spending long periods of time away from earth and in cramped spaces can seriously damage your brain.” “Well, it’s certainly damaged yours,” Kira said. “Or were you already a psycho when you got here?” “Boom!” Violet crowed. “She got you good!”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“DIVERSIONARY TACTICS UNDERWAY. LOCKING MECHANISM DISMANTLED. INITIATE PROCEDURES IMMEDIATELY. Which I figured was Nina-speak for “I’m distracting Chang. His door is open. Go break into his room.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“Swedish is a very guttural language. Three people yelling at one another in it sounded kind of like a room full of geese trying to hock up phlegm.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“They are,” Violet agreed. “Did you know that they poop rainbows?” That seemed odd as well, even for Violet. Although, now that she had mentioned it, I couldn’t get the image of unicorns pooping rainbows out of my head.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“as to who to help.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“him.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“And”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“and I wanted to wish you a happy anniversary of your emergence from your mother’s uterus.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“Darth Vader,” I corrected.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“unsteady,”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“Who’s the dummy now?” Violet asked him. “Here’s a hint: It’s you!”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“ya haw-tar day”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“mmmmpphhtthhh?”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“There is no darkness without light.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“Well, there are things about us I just can’t explain. I’m only a kid. I don’t know the reason humans do half the things we do. I don’t have any idea why we kill each other. Or pick our noses. Or say ‘cheese’ when someone takes a picture of”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“intensely good vibe, like hundreds of souls all feeling the same way at once.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“long stretches of boredom punctuated by quick bursts of terror.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“Throughout the Sjobergs’ time at MBA, we had all been waiting for Lars to come to his senses and realize that the space lutefisk was vomitous, but if anything, his fondness for it grew. He claimed it reminded him of his childhood. (To which my father responded that Lars must have had the worst childhood imaginable.)”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“Life on the moon was basically long stretches of boredom punctuated by quick bursts of terror.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“happy anniversary of your emergence from your mother’s uterus.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“Three people yelling at one another in it sounded kind of like a room full of geese trying to”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space