Cocky Roommate Quotes

“He can be a dick all he wants. I’m taking a nap.”
― Claire Kingsley, Cocky Roommate

“She nods. “Now I see her a few times a year. She took me to lunch for my birthday, but mostly she just criticized my life choices. Sometimes I wonder why she bothers with us at all. I guess she’s not as hard on my brothers, but still. If she didn’t want us, it would have been better if she’d just stayed away. Her half-hearted attempts at being a mother make her abandonment sting all over again.”
― Claire Kingsley, Cocky Roommate

“Having a pants-off dance-off?”
― Claire Kingsley, Cocky Roommate