Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“We’re done taking visitors and traders for the day.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“And once I free Red, I’m gonna backstab you in the face!” “Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?” “Grrr! Shut up, noob!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Her face turned a bright red under her half mask. “What?! You think you’re funny, huh? You think I brought this awesome army to your front lawn to mess around, huh?!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“chuckled. “Sure. Good luck with that.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Wow… you came all this way for Red? Do you like him or something? Is he your boyfriend?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Suddenly, Maili broke the silence and yelled, “Release Red now or pay the consequences!” “Hm? Oh, you’re here for Red? I thought you wanted to buy some cookies or something from our bakery shop,” I said.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Scorpions!” the thief yelled. “Bring me that noob!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I snapped out of my daydream of capturing bats and eating high-end restaurant food. “Huh? What? Yeah, I’m okay.” I wiped a small amount of drool from my mouth. “That’s a very generous pay structure, I should be able to find you some tamers easily at those rates.” “That’s great, thank you for your help, my friend. Please direct the tamers here and I’ll brief them.” I nodded. “Okay, I’ll start looking right now. See you later, Owen.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Maybe Team Scorpion won’t see them. Maybe they’ll make it to us safely.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Together, we cleaned the restaurant and was done with everything within thirty minutes. “Wow! That was fast… it’s only ten o’ clock,” said Stella. “That’s the power of teamwork,” I said. “Maybe you should consider hiring some workers,” said Lukester. “Yeah, maybe. The business is doing well, so we can afford to,” said Stella. “Yeah, you should hire Lukester. He’ll work for pizza,” I joked. Lukester laughed. “Steve is joking around, but on a serious note, I really would work for pizza.” Everyone laughed. “Thank you so much for your help, guys,” said Stella. “I really appreciate it.” “No problem,” I said as we all walked out together. Then Stella turned around and locked up the shop. “So, what are you guys going to do now?” “I think I’m going to go to bed,” said Lukester. “I’m wide awake,” I said. “The pizza must be kicking in,” said Rodriquez. “You feel awake, too?” I asked.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Where are you headed today, boy-o?” asked Thane.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“rogues”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“What was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of you sucking!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Oh, no… I raised my weapon in front of me and planted my feet into the ground.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“strike while the iron is hot.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, you should hire Lukester. He’ll work for pizza,” I joked. Lukester laughed. “Steve is joking around, but on a serious note, I really would work for pizza.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“haven’t written anything much in this diary for the past week. Sorry about that, I’ll make it up to you and get you caught up right now. But first, I’ll tell you my excuse for being lazy and not writing anything. The reason why I haven’t been writing is because I’ve been so busy training nonstop with Alex and the other tier 1s. In fact, we’ve been training so hard that I gained level 39 just yesterday. I know! Super awesome, right? One more level until I can see what the next upgrade is for my class. I’m super excited and can’t wait.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“My mouth dropped to the floor. “Whoa… 80 emeralds…” I could eat at Grant’s upgraded restaurant everyday if I could capture a bat daily, I thought. Though technically, I could eat there now for free everyday, but I don’t want to take advantage of Grant like that.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Okay, I think that’s it. That’s everything that happened last week… oh, no! Wait! One more thing— Ah, three more things, actually. The first thing is that we’ve been filling up our trench with lava. The mayor had put in an order to the mines for more lava, so lava carts have been arriving daily. He even put together a small team of villagers with one specific job: filling in the trench with lava. The mayor was extremely dedicated to finishing the trench, so I asked him about it. He told me that he wanted to be ready for Team Scorpion.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Gwabb a slice,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“their potion order number with the receipt. You don’t want to accidentally give a”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“And once I free Red, I’m gonna backstab you in the face!” “Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Arceus.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“determined”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Gwabb”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I wasn’t quite sure why.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Then I looked down at my exp bar. “Huh? I’m level 40?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Aw, that’s sweet of you.” “It’s nothing, darling. Shall we head to dinner?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 26 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)