P.S. I Spook You Quotes

“Don’t you fall in lust, I warned my dick. Don’t you fall in love, it warned me right back.”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“Well, I guess that’ll keep me busy. Here I was, wishing I’d brought my Kindle.” Which was a complete lie. I always brought my Kindle.”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“I’m pretty sure the last time you saw a vagina, you were coming out of one.” I snorted. “Yeah, well, not all of us needed to experiment in college to figure it out, Irish.”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“God, you smell so fucking good,” I managed. “You just have no idea.” “Rain,” he said warningly. “Just remember that payback is a bitch. A bitch with blue fucking balls.” And”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“You don’t have a middle name.”

No, I did not. Rainstorm only went with so much, thank God. My parents had offered to amend the oversight, but I declined. Mostly because my mother was overly fond of the name Moonbeam, and two wrongs do not make a right. They just make one very irritated Dr Rainstorm Moonbeam Christiansen marching to the courthouse with name-change forms.”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“They should just rename the Internet “what the fuck happened to my day” and be done with it.”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“Don’t you think he’d want some closure?”
“Closure is a myth,” I said tiredly. “Just like fairness and justice.”
And hope. Hope was the most dangerous of all.”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“I convinced Danny to give me in the shower last night. Blow jobs tonight. Or my name isn’t Rainstorm Christiansen. I”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“Fifteen minutes later I was somehow watching a YouTube video guaranteed to scare, and I scowled. They should just rename the Internet “what the fuck happened to my day” and be done with it.”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“I could feel the excitement building as I read, and I had to smile. No matter how much I bitched about my job, I loved to solve a fucking mystery. It was in my blood. One part white blood cells, one part plasma, one part nosy motherfucker.”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“I stuck earbuds in my ears and cued up some Sia as I wandered around and tried to recognize people from a flight I’d spent mostly sleeping. By the time I’d gone from one end of the concourse to the other, I too wanted to swing from a chandelier.”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“By the time I’d gone from one end of the concourse to the other, I too wanted to swing from a chandelier.”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“I woke alone. I wasn´t surprised. Mostly because Danny seemed to think sleeping over four hours at a time was high treason. He also thought that getting up early was a wonderful thing. And I´m the one they sent to the department shrink?”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You

“I got closer to that deep, heady, strong scent of him, buried my face under his balls, and inhaled deeply. “God, you smell so fucking good,” I managed. “You just have no idea.” “Rain,” he said warningly. “Just remember that payback is a bitch. A bitch with blue fucking balls.” And”
― S.E. Harmon, P.S. I Spook You