The Traveler #1-3 Quotes

“An army officer is standing at the bottom of a hill with a platoon of soldiers. He looks up the hill and grabs one of his men by the shoulder. With a ridiculous amount of seriousness he says, ‘Soldier, there’s a drunken Marine at the top of the hill, talking about our mothers. Go get that Marine and bring him here to me.’ The soldier obeys the order but minutes later comes rolling back down the hill, beaten to a pulp. So the officer sends a fire team up the hill. He shouts, ‘Bring that Marine to me now!’ Three soldiers come rolling down the hill, bloodied and embarrassed. The officer sends the rest of the platoon up the hill to bring down the Marine for a good army whooping. The whole platoon returns humiliated and without the Marine. The officer grabs an injured soldier by the collar of his filthy uniform and demands an explanation. ‘What is your problem, son? Why can’t you bring me that Marine for a good army whooping?’ The soldier, out of breath, says, ‘Sorry, Colonel. It’s a trap. There are two of them.”
― Tom Abrahams, The Traveler #1-3