Dr Rayne's Guide To Writerly Disorders Quotes

“The writer is oblivious to his own actions, speaking in a loud voice in public places in the presence of others, sometimes accompanied by large gestures. Typical is the person who runs down the town’s busiest shopping street, waving the arms wildly, sometimes brandishing a baseball bat or pitchfork, shouting, “Prepare to die!” At this stage, it is too late for intervention. No cure is possible.”
― Rayne Hall, Dr Rayne's Guide To Writerly Disorders: A Tongue-in-Cheek Diagnosis For What Ails Authors