The Neon Boneyard Quotes

“It didn’t make much sense to me; as far as I was concerned, sex was one of the four essential food groups along with alcohol, red meat, and whatever the fourth one was. Coffee, probably. But that’s the thing about your friends: you don’t always have to understand them, you just have to respect them and love them for who they are.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Neon Boneyard

“I knew a junkie when I saw one, and this guy was a long-term member of the heroin weight-loss program.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Neon Boneyard

“I was tired of her sass,' she said. 'One of Jennifer's rules for success: Jennifer gives the sass. She does not receive the sass.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Neon Boneyard

“I’m going to expose you for the craven weakling you really are.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Neon Boneyard

“It almost feels like an act of terrorism,” Caitlin mused, “but what’s terrorism without an ideology behind it?”
― Craig Schaefer, The Neon Boneyard

“when someone offered you the perfect solution, it was usually the perfect lie.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Neon Boneyard

“Never underestimate people’s willingness to accept an obvious lie if it means they don’t have to think or work too hard.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Neon Boneyard

“It was nice to have someone who believed in your better nature, even when you knew they were wrong.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Neon Boneyard

“Life had taught me that when you show somebody proof that they’ve been conned, nine times out of ten they just dig their heels in harder.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Neon Boneyard