Super Sales on Super Heroes Quotes

“Whoever had coined the phrase, ‘the customer is always right,’ had clearly never worked in retail or customer service. And if they had, well, then they’d need to be hauled out into the street and beaten to death with plastic spoons.”
― William D. Arand, Super Sales on Super Heroes

“Pride is a commodity that can be purchased again later. One’s life is not. As”
― William D. Arand, Super Sales on Super Heroes

“I kinda feel like a Bond villain. I just need a cat sitting in my lap. I could scratch their ears while I chuckle at the fact that a superhero just fell into a damn pit trap.”
― William D. Arand, Super Sales on Super Heroes

“Down, down to goblin town,” Felix said, snickering into his microphone between heaving breaths.”
― William D. Arand, Super Sales on Super Heroes

“Good. The bold live more freely, even if with less time.”
― William D. Arand, Super Sales on Super Heroes