The Last Thing I Told You Quotes

“Am I supposed to like having a tongue stuck into my mouth? Is that supposed to be practice for having a dick in there? Could you explain this to me? Because I'd really like to know.”
― Emily Arsenault, The Last Thing I Told You

“You didn’t ask me what I’m doing.” “What are you doing?” I asked. “Sewing a button on my shirt. It fell off in the wash but I was lucky I found it.” “Congratulations.”
― Emily Arsenault, The Last Thing I Told You

“I bought copies of Martha Stewart Living and quickly gained an appreciation for her misunderstood perfectionism. It made complete sense to me, overcompensating for one’s dark soul with tres leches cupcakes and clafouti”
― Emily Arsenault, The Last Thing I Told You