Brooklynaire Quotes

“I hate Russian dolls,” Bingley says. “So full of themselves.”
― Sarina Bowen, Brooklynaire

“A ship carrying blue paint and a ship carrying red paint both crashed on an island. All the sailors were marooned.”
― Sarina Bowen, Brooklynaire

“Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?” Bingley quips. “He was outstanding in his field .”
― Sarina Bowen, Brooklynaire

“My life is constant noise... When you kiss me, everything goes quiet. That's the only time I can forget everyone else.”
― Sarina Bowen, Brooklynaire

“It is universally acknowledged that I am something of a badass.”
― Sarina Bowen, Brooklynaire

“Everything worthwhile is complicated.”
― Sarina Bowen, Brooklynaire

“How did we get so complicated?”
“Everything worthwhile is complicated.”
― Sarina Bowen, Brooklynaire

“I always wear lingerie. It’s my way of reminding myself that sex still exists.”
― Sarina Bowen, Brooklynaire

“people in now. Time to hustle for charity.” We all look toward the ropes, where my winger Castro is beckoning to Rebecca. “Look who’s here!” he calls. “No way!” another player shouts. “Becca! We missed you!” Rebecca hesitates. “Do you mind if I say hello?” “Go,” I tell her. Stay, my heart whines. “I’m not going to pick his pocket on the router division in the next two minutes,” Alex says with a grumble. “Even I can’t work that fast.” Becca gives me a glance of amusement and then hurries off to greet her friends. I watch her walk away, her smooth heels against the grass… “Hey,” Alex says, snapping her fingers. “Romeo.” This startles me out of my stupor. “What?” Alex smirks at me. Then she takes my drink out of my hand and takes a tiny sip. “I swear to God, Nate. Does that girl know how you feel?” Shit. Alex snickers at my expression. “Seriously? I hope you weren’t actually trying to keep it a secret. Your poker face sucks.” “I don’t often lose at poker.” World’s lamest comeback. My oldest friend rolls her eyes. “Don’t play when she’s at the table, then. I don’t think you could even see your own cards.” I stare into my”
― Sarina Bowen, Brooklynaire

“distant venues. As the office manager, it’s my job to coordinate all this happy chaos.”
― Sarina Bowen, Brooklynaire