Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“impromptu”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“While I waited outside the prison building, I heard Devlin singing to Red. “STOP! MAKE IT STOP!” I heard the ninja yell. Devlin kept on singing. I couldn’t even tell what song he was singing. It all just sounded like a bunch of gibberish. But my friend was right, though. He really did sound like a dying cat. “THIS IS INHUMANE!” yelled the red ninja. The knight-captain kept singing his off-key tunes. “UGH! Enough already!” “You ready to talk?” asked Devlin. “Fine. What do you want to know…?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Armor for my horses? Ah, it would keep my babies protected.” Bob nodded. “Once all the horses are equipped, we’ll have a true cavalry.” “But we still need riders, though,” I said. “Oops, that’s right.” “We should start a cavalry training program.” “Great idea. We should ask Alex to lead the program,” said Bob.   “Why Alex?” “I think she has some experience with mounted combat, plus she doesn’t really have a job right now.” “Ohhh… that’s true.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Paul nodded. “Okay, thank you, Lukester.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“led the two new recruits to the secret entrance of Shadow’s dojo. We walked down the tunnel and saw that Shadow was waiting for us at the end. “Steve? Who are these people?” the ninja asked. “I brought you some new recruits,” I replied. “Hm. I don’t know. I am very picky about my recruits.” “Oh? I didn’t know that…” “I handpicked all of my previous recruits.” “That’s right…” “Please give us a chance, sir,” said Daniel.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Ah, they are here for training… but not for my kind of training,” said the knight-captain. “What do you mean?” “We want to be rogues, sir,” the recruits said. “Oh! Then you want to be at Shadow’s dojo.” Devlin nodded. “I didn’t know how to get there, so…” “I see. I got it from here.” “Okay, back to class, then.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Wyatt”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Wyatt.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Liam?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“So, your new armor pieces will provide you with extra protection.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Lukester.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Nah, Lucky doesn’t have to eat anymore”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“You know what?” I said to Devlin. “I can go talk to the rangers alone. You should remain here and entertain Red.” “Yeah?” Devlin started clearing his throat. “I don’t mind entertaining our guest here.” “Oh, no…” said the ninja. “I was just kidding!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Come on, Steve. Stop being a wimp. You’re a gladiator now. A gladiator!” I said. I summoned all my strength and was finally able to roll over onto my back. “Ugh! One step at a time…” After resting for a few minutes, I attempted to sit up again. But the muscles in my stomach burned like mad as I tried to sit up. “Ah! Forget this. I’m just gonna chill here all day.” But then I remembered about the armor fitting. I wanted to see Alex’s new armor. I attempted for a third time to get up. Again, it was no go. I decided to rest a bit more; after all, I had time to spare before the fitting at night.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Okay, fine…” Wanda opened the door. Right when she saw my face, she said, “Oh, it’s you.” “Yeah, I’m Steve, remember? I can’t believe you forgot me.” “I forgot your name, not your face. What are you doing here?” “Wow, I can’t believe you forgot my name…” I was a little bit butthurt…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Squeeeeeeel!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Ahh… Hssss….”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I sat up quickly and gasped. “AH!” My abs ached with a sharp pain.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I tried sitting up from my bed, but I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t get up because my abs were too sore. So, I rolled over and fell off my bed. Usually, my arms would have caught me and stopped me from slamming into the floor, but my arms were nearly immobile.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I woke up super late because my body was sore all over. I wasn’t sure of the time, but I think it was noon. I had totally forgotten what training with Alex was like. She seriously kicked my butt last night. But on the plus side, I gained a good amount of exp.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“brew”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Steve, meet Zach and Owen. They are two friends that recently moved here,” said the mayor. “Hello,” I said to the new villagers. We exchanged greetings. “They got an interesting idea for a business,” explained the mayor. “I think you’ll like it.” “Oh? What is it?” “We’d like to open up a pet shop business,” said Zach.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“minus”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“décor.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“STOP! MAKE IT STOP!” I heard the ninja yell. Devlin kept on singing. I couldn’t even tell what song he was singing. It all just sounded like a bunch of gibberish. But my friend was right, though. He really did sound like a dying cat. “THIS IS INHUMANE!” yelled the red ninja.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“be”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“30 emeralds.” Rodriquez gagged. “30 emeralds?! That’s like my life’s savings!” “Me, too…” “Um… okay, I guess I’m done.” Then Grant came back to check on us. “So, how was it?” “It was amazing, Grant. You’ve really outdone yourself,” I said. “Thank you. I trust you will be back?” “Uh… maybe, I don’t know. The prices are a tad too high for someone like me.” “Nonsense. You’re my friend and the town’s champion. You’ll always eat for free here.” “That’s super generous of you, but”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It’s nothing, Steve. I should get back to all this paperwork.” I nodded. “Yes, sir. I’ll talk to you later.” After visiting the mayor’s office, I went over to the blacksmith shop to chat with Bob. I found my friend hard at work in front of the furnace. He was smelting some iron ore that was just delivered from the secret mining location. “Did you get the mayor’s order for rail tracks?” I asked. Bob turned away from the furnace and nodded. “Yeah, it looks like your special armor will have to wait.” “That’s fine, I can wait.” “It’s a pretty large order, so you might have to wait a long while.” “Aw… I guess I don’t have a choice.” “Oh, I’ve been thinking about something.” “What is it?” I asked. “I thought of a cool name for your new extra heavy weapon.” “Yeah? You got a name for it?” Bob nodded. “Check it out…” I waited patiently. “The Diamond Destroyer.” “Ooooh… I like it!” I said. “It sounds super OP.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Red… the Pooper Scooper Ninja, I thought in my head and laughed to myself.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I’d like to become the town’s official party planner.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 25 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)