Harry Potter Spell Book Quotes

“Glisseo: If you ever wondered how great it might be to turn your staircase into a slide, now you can find out.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“television”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“Deletrius: Disintegrate something, especially something annoying like a house elf that won’t clean the bookcases because he’s allergic to dust.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“Bubble-Head Charm: Create a large bubble of air around your head so you can breathe underwater or fart in a small room without having to smell it.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“Avis: Summon a flock of birds that flies out of your wand and poops on your enemy’s car. The birds can do other stuff, but the poop is the most annoying thing about them.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“Ascendio: Used to levitate yourself up, up, and away. Useful for escaping dangerous situations or sneaking in to your girlfriend’s bedroom after her parents fall asleep.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“Arania Exumai: Make spiders go away. For people with irrational fear of spiders and a love of mosquitos and flies.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“Accio: Point your wand at a small object or animal and this charm will summon it toward you. Makes stealing candy from a baby that much easier, just make sure you don’t accidently grab the baby.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“Aberto: Use this spell to open your kitchen cabinets instead of bending down and smacking your head on the counter.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“It’s not exactly a zombie so don’t get any evil ideas about world domination. It’s more like a really stinky puppet.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“Hair-thickening Charm: This charm will save you money on wigs, toupées, and hair extensions.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells

“Don’t cast this on yourself unless you’re trying to set a world record.”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells