Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck Quotes

“I want to be cremated. And I want my ashes spread over the lake, so I’m always with you, hangin’ around, silently judgin’ you.”
― Molly Harper, Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck

“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach way too much emotion to the outcome of UGA football. He’s a mythical, perfect man, difficult to find. Impossible to capture. A unicorn.”
― Molly Harper, Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck

“It's my God-given fatherly duty to ignore that and talk about it anyway.”
― Molly Harper, Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck

“Nobody really cares about what's goin' on in your life as much as you think they do.”
― Molly Harper, Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck

“Son, don't go lettin' your alligator mouth write a check that your hunnin'bird ass can't cash.”
― Molly Harper, Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck

“Yeah, but a little threatenin' is good for kids. Keeps 'em guessin'.”
― Molly Harper, Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck

“Death doesn't care about people or their plans.”
― Molly Harper, Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck

“people in pain were easy to mistake for assholes.”
― Molly Harper, Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck

“thunder-n-lightning—a chilled mix of cucumbers and onions marinated in spiced vinegar—baked beans, biscuits the size of a man’s fist, corn on the cob, and the holy trinity of cold salads: pasta, potato, and pimento cheese.”
― Molly Harper, Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck