Southernmost Murder Quotes

“We’re not dating. We’re still performing some weird mating ritual.”
― C.S. Poe, Southernmost Murder

“Jun snorted. “A reality like that would require Victor Bayne on speed dial.”
― C.S. Poe, Southernmost Murder

“It’d been a messy end between me and Matt, and that had been the reason I’d hightailed it to America’s wang.”
― C.S. Poe, Southernmost Murder

“Believe me, if it had been closer to October, I’d have thought someone was pulling my leg. But this is very real.” “Been around a lot of bodies, Mr. Grant?” I raised an eyebrow. “I have enough understanding of human anatomy to know the difference between a plastic skeleton from Kmart and the real deal.” Tillman’s mouth tightened. Yeah, I could be sassy too, buddy.”
― C.S. Poe, Southernmost Murder

“It really freaked me out. I don’t know whether to ask for a cigarette or a Valium.” “You are pretty worked up,” he pointed out after a beat. “Add a blowjob to my list of needs.” “I can offer one of the three, but you’ll have to guess which.”
― C.S. Poe, Southernmost Murder

“People usually said to me, "Mr. Aubrey Grant, what a strange life you live."
Which was a fairly accurate assessment.”
― C.S. Poe, Southernmost Murder