Alaska Space Center Quotes

“I had thought to send a gift basket of Alaskan delicacies and local produce but I figured that, frozen fish and a tree log, might send the wrong message…”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“I’ll have you know; there was NO screaming... I’m a manly man. I may have blistered the paint off the walls, in places, with a string of profanities but there was definitely NO screaming.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“In Scientology, we believe that bad science fiction is so much more than just bad science and bad fiction; it’s the basis for a whole new belief system! Sit back, relax and I'll start blowing… No, no, not too far back! We wouldn’t want anyone thinking this is a psychiatrist’s office. Psychiatrists are evil!”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“On the subject of Harry Potter and Quidditch:

A guy, riding a big stick, with a bushy base and playing with balls, is as gay as it gets...”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“When faced with mass lunacy, you have one of three choices. You can drink the Kool-Aid, along with the rest, you can shake your head and walk away or you can mock the morons. I hate Kool-Aid and I’m in a mocking mood...”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“Don’t let others do your thinking for you. Do your own research. Do your own investigation. Don’t just accept something because it sounds right; the best lies sound truthful. Don’t just dismiss something because it sounds far-fetched; sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction. Being completely open-minded is bad, in a whole different way from being completely close-minded but both are bad. Strive for an open but analytical and critical mind.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“In Scientology, we believe that bad science fiction is so much more than just bad science and bad fiction; it’s the basis for a whole new belief system! Sit back, relax and I‘ll start blowing… No, no, not too far back! We wouldn’t want anyone thinking this is a psychiatrist’s office. Psychiatrists are evil!”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“If you have to invent a new language, to explain something, you’re talking hogwash.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“In Scientology, we believe that bad science fiction is so much more, than just bad science and bad fiction; it’s the basis for a whole new belief system! Sit back, relax and I’ll start blowing… No, no, not too far back! We wouldn’t want anyone thinking this is a psychiatrist’s office. Psychiatrists are evil!”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“Space will not forgive a MISTAKE, so MIS nothing and TAKE nothing for granted.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“I now view theoretical physicists the same way I view politicians. If their lips are moving, they’re lying. If their lips aren’t moving, they’re talking out of their asses.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“No one really gives a ‘who who’ over who says who or whom, except for a few humorless ‘whomorists’.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“There is a certain eavesdropping, peeping tom Agency, out there, that first wanted us to believe that there was ‘No Such Agency’ and then they wanted us to believe that they were ‘Not Spying on Americans’. Now that the feline has fled the flexible container, they want us to believe that they are ‘Not Snooping Anymore’ but we all know better…”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“Believing that random probability is the answer to ‘Life, the Universe and Everything’ is like believing that a spherical die, thrown from the top of an infinite incline, will come up ‘boxcars’. If you think that means, you will wait forever, for something to happen and it never will; you would be correct. If you think that it doesn’t make any sense; you would also be correct.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“When theoretical physicists have no clue what something is, how it works or what the hell is going on, they start tacking the term ‘quantum’ onto everything in sight. Hell, these days, we even have ‘quantum logic’, for when regular logic doesn’t work for them.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“It is a regrettable reality that, all too often, intelligence is used to indoctrinate the masses, with idiocy.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“When one thinks clearly and begins a rational, logical examination of Einsteinian physics, you discover that the errors are everywhere and require a multitude of excuses, exclusions, exceptions, embellishments and the occasional recourse to the esoteric or to editing the laws of the universe, to get the equations to balance. After all, if Einsteinian theories and equations violate the laws of the universe, it’s clearly because the principles of mathematics, physics and logic are wrong… or so relativists would have you believe.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center

“The only way and place you can warp space or time is in the human mind; in the physical world it’s impossible because neither space nor time is a physical entity. There is, literally, nothing there to ‘curve’.”
― Terence Thirteen, Alaska Space Center