+300 Best Jokes Quotes

“The research has shown when people clean their rooms they actually do 2% cleaning, 18% complaining about life, 80% playing with the stuff they have just found.”
― Donald Shaw, +300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“What's the difference between fried eggs and pea soup? - Anyone can fry eggs.”
― Donald Shaw, +300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“If people from Finland are Finns, and people from Poland are Poles, people from Holland must be Holes.”
― Donald Shaw, +300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“You look tired. - I’ve had a sleepless night. Could not sleep at all. - What’s the matter? - It was hard to put my phone down.”
― Donald Shaw, +300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“The boy is asking the old man: - If you could give me just one advice, what that would be? - Ok, son. Remember this: if you have plans to change the world, do it now, while you are single. Once you are married, you cannot even change the TV channel.”
― Donald Shaw, +300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“Knowledge is knowing an eggplant and a bell pepper are fruits. Wisdom is not putting them in your fruit salad.”
― Donald Shaw, +300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“- How do you like my new photo with dog filter in snapchat? - Oh, this was a filter? I should say you don’t even need a dog filter, dude!”
― Donald Shaw, +300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“Hi, I am Enrique. I race sports car. I am a racist.”
― Donald Shaw, +300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“Don’t forget to capitalize people’s names.”
― Donald Shaw, +300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection