Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree With Anyone Else But Me Quotes

“When I was a kid, the county in which I lived was dry. That is, you had to buy your booze from a bootlegger in order to keep the church people happy.”
― Lewis Grizzard, Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree with Anyone Else But Me

“people who say “Mason jar” instead of “fruit jar” probably are a little snooty and sleep in pajamas.”
― Lewis Grizzard, Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree with Anyone Else But Me