Critical Failures V Quotes

“I’m an eight hundred pound minotaur. Whether I trust you or not is inconsequential as long as we both know I could kill you without breaking a sweat.” “I”
― Robert Bevan, Critical Failures V

“The humans raped and/or ate the emissaries.” “Oh.” Julian frowned. “A minor detour, but we’re back on the road I thought we were on.” “Naturally”
― Robert Bevan, Critical Failures V

“You may very well be the Everest of stupid assholes, but your friends are the rest of the Himalayas.” Cooper”
― Robert Bevan, Critical Failures V