Puck Aholic Quotes

“This guy has a magical dick, Mandy. His dick is like a unicorn. His dick has basically proven the existence of unicorns. I now believe in unicorns. For real, I’m not kidding. Call me back, please. Please, please, please!”
― Lili Valente, Puck Aholic

“I’m coming to talk sense into you. Unicorn dicks don’t come along every day, sweet cheeks. You need to quit freaking out and get back on that stallion.”
― Lili Valente, Puck Aholic

“Well, it’s not every day a guy learns he’s got a magical unicorn penis.”
― Lili Valente, Puck Aholic

“Would you ever want to be a stay-at-home dad?” I grin. “Why? You looking to knock me up, sexy?”
― Lili Valente, Puck Aholic

“I relax against his chest, turning to look up into his stupidly handsome face. Why does he have to be so pretty to look at? It would be so much easier to not fall on his penis if he had nose warts, or at least some mild eczema or something.”
― Lili Valente, Puck Aholic