Hot Mess Quotes

“Isn’t it funny when your friends have babies? You have this tight knit group – people you’ve carefully selected over the course of your lifetime, who you like and want to spend your time with – and then one of them has a baby and you no longer have that choice. This tiny new person is an automatic part of your gang and you better hope they’re cool, because even if they’re not, they’re one of you now.”
― Lucy Vine, Hot Mess

“Surely it can’t be any worse than 75 Hues of Tony – reading your dad’s thinly veiled attempt at Fifty Shades of Grey is one of the most uncomfortable experiences I’ve had.”
― Lucy Vine, Hot Mess

“She is like a giant magnet, like those ones they use at the scrap yard to pick up old bangers.”
― Lucy Vine, Hot Mess

“The only time my bowels are cooperative is during my period, when I will poop seventeen times a day. Sophie and I keep each other updated on our poo tally during periods. It gets pretty competitive but I always come out on top. It’s the one area of my life I get to win, even if it’s only once a month. The”
― Lucy Vine, Hot Mess