Dead Men Whistling Quotes

“May trouble neglect you, the angels respect you and heaven accept you.’‘Conor –!”
― Graham Masterton, Dead Men Whistling

“Well, just like the feller said when he showed up at the fancy-dress ball with a rubber johnny on his beezer and the doorman asked him what he’d come as –“fuck nose”.”
― Graham Masterton, Dead Men Whistling

“Like I say, this house is far too big for me anyway, and maybe it’ll do my head good to get away from the memories of your Ma. Sometimes I still think that she’s upstairs, in bed, and I have to go up just to make sure that she’s not.’ He paused, and then he said, almost inaudibly, ‘She never is.”
― Graham Masterton, Dead Men Whistling

“The shopping centre was busy, and there was a long line at O’Briens’ counter, but despite the noise and the music she somehow felt isolated.”
― Graham Masterton, Dead Men Whistling

“Well, good luck with that,’ said Katie. ‘I’d better get off home now. I’m starving. I could eat the lamb of Jesus through the rungs of a chair.”
― Graham Masterton, Dead Men Whistling