It's the Apocalypse, Dave 2 Quotes

“The reason I’m mentioning how much I hate spiders is to help explain why I suddenly started making a panicked noise akin to what I imagine a dog would sound like the first time it snorted a line of coke.”
― A.R. Wise, It's the Apocalypse, Dave 2: Watch for Spiders

“Everything you dribble out of that mouth of yours is about as sharp as a bowl of Jell-O.”
― A.R. Wise, It's the Apocalypse, Dave 2: Watch for Spiders