Single Dad's Virgin Quotes

“If they give the purple heart for soldiers, I guess they could give me the blue ball medal for the testament of willpower I endured.”
― Penelope Bloom, Single Dad's Virgin

“I spent a hundred dollars to buy him a six-foot-tall cat tower off Amazon.”
― Penelope Bloom, Single Dad's Virgin

“I hear a loud bang from outside and wince as the movers continue their apparent mission to ding, dent, or scratch every last thing I own before it comes inside the house.”
― Penelope Bloom, Single Dad's Virgin

“I’ll get over the fact that Jake took his stalking to a whole new level by following me on this boat if you can do your best to put on a happy face for Sophie. You”
― Penelope Bloom, Single Dad's Virgin

“Jake sneers. “You threw away the receipts and put out the trash.”
― Penelope Bloom, Single Dad's Virgin