49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables Quotes

“Course Excuse 24. The Superstars Excuse 25. The Scales Excuse 26. The Snail Police Excuse 27. The Dirty Hands Excuse 28. The Carrot Vision Excuse 29. The Genetics Excuse 30. The Cauliflower Excuse 31. The Veggie Coma Excuse 32. 32. The Haunted Excuse 33. The Cooking Instructions”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables: An (seriously silly) kid’s guide packed with funny excuses for dodging your greens

“So I don't need to eat my vegetables anymore. I know it looks like a Tic-Tac and taste like a Tic-Tac, but I assure you, it is not a Tic-Tac.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables: An (seriously silly) kid’s guide packed with funny excuses for dodging your greens

“Behold! The only food I need to eat for the rest of my life . . . . . . PIZZA! This magical wonder food contains every food group, including vegetables.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables: An (seriously silly) kid’s guide packed with funny excuses for dodging your greens