How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog Quotes

“German Shepherds are working dogs. In fact, if you don’t give us a job, we are likely to make up our own (and quite possibly assume some of your duties. “Is that the teenager acting up again, Mom? Don’t worry – I got this!”)”
― Gwynneth Mary Lovas, How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog: "Self-Help For The Confused"

“Never mind what “all the other dogs are wearing”. You are a German Shepherd Dog, and owe it to yourself and to your breed to maintain a semblance of dignity that will go straight out the window the first time you even “wonder” how you’d look in a pair of black patent rain boots.”
― Gwynneth Mary Lovas, How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog: "Self-Help For The Confused"

“Note: German Shepherd Dogs are fearless. Remember this when Mommy brings out the nail clippers. Squealing, crying and running away are all frowned upon.”
― Gwynneth Mary Lovas, How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog: "Self-Help For The Confused"

“There are no circumstances in which you are permitted to use the Jedi Mind Trick on your Master.”
― Gwynneth Mary Lovas, How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog: "Self-Help For The Confused"

“Slobbering, drooling, playing with, spraying or in any way creating a scene with your food is unacceptable. Your dining area should never appear to beg the question, “Who flung dung?”
― Gwynneth Mary Lovas, How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog: "Self-Help For The Confused"

“Turn two dogs who want to find each other loose on the same continent, and they will find each other. Take their mobile phones away, and two humans can’t even find each other in the same Walmart store.”
― Gwynneth Mary Lovas, How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog: "Self-Help For The Confused"

“…as instinctive a reaction as revenge soiling may be for certain “temperamental” breeds of dog (I think we all know who I’m talking about), it is unacceptable behavior in a German Shepherd Dog.”
― Gwynneth Mary Lovas, How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog: "Self-Help For The Confused"