Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“I slammed my weapon at her. She narrowly escaped it, but the tremors were now stronger, too. Maili wobbled a bit. I laughed. “What’s wrong, wobbly?” “Shut up, fool!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“ninja shook his head. “You think you’ve defeated Team Scorpion? You fool…” I stood there quietly. “My rescue team is coming for me.” “Oh? Well, I’ll let the mayor know that we’ll be needing more jail cells soon for the rest of your friends.”  “Heh…” Red looked around the room, then he said, “You guards better be nice to me… because when I get rescued, I just might spare your lives.” “Save your threats, Red. They’re nothing but empty words in here,” I said. “Oh, you’ll see… soon.” I was getting annoyed with talking to the ninja, so I left. “I’ll be seeing you soon!” he yelled as I exited. I left the prison with an icky feeling. All of Red’s big talk got to me. I didn’t know if he was serious or if he was just bluffing. After all, ninjas are masters of deception. Still, I wanted to be safe, so I went to go look for Devlin. I found my friend talking to Bob. They were just chilling and eating. “Hey, can I talk to you?” I asked. “Yeah, what’s up?” asked Devlin. “I just returned from a visit to the prison.” “Oh, no… what happened?” I explained to Devlin the situation. “See! That’s exactly why you shouldn’t go talking to the prisoners. Now he has you all paranoid.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Scratch,”
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“Fox.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Leland”
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“She threw”
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“Scorpion”
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“Cindy”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“A second later, Maili popped up from the ground behind me and yelled, “Steal Weapon!” I gasped as she swiped my extra heavy weapon from my hands. Clang! My weapon fell to the ground. “Gah!” yelled Maili as she backed away. I turned around and picked up my weapon with ease. “Wait, what just happened?” “N-nothing!” Maili yelled as she limped a little. “Wait… did you just try to steal my weapon, but it was too heavy for you?” I started laughing. “Shut up, fool!” I continued laughing. “Did you pull a muscle? Is that why you’re limping now?” Grrr! Maili threw a dagger straight at my face.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Well, good luck escaping. I mean, you just gotta somehow bust through your restrains, then knock out the guards in this cell. After that, you still need to open up the door of this jail cell. Even if you managed to do all that, there are still two more doors you have to get through and all the guards in between,” I said.  ”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Our rogues engaged the enemy rogues and thieves. Our guards got some breathing room as Team”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“attack caused her body to fly through the air like a ragdoll. She landed far”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Red.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“dodged”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Between all our attacks coming from all angles, Team Scorpion had nowhere to dodge or escape to. Their entire force got annihilated.  “STOP!” yelled Red. “STOP!!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Thanks for reading all the way through. I hope that”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Scratch finally finished setting down the food. He walked past me and saw that my plate was empty. “Done already? I didn’t even deliver the sides yet.” I looked up at him with my mouth full of chewed up burger. Mrmph? “I’ll be right back.” After a minute, Scratch returned with another burger and this time, next to it was some long, thin, yellow things. “What are those?” I asked. “Fries, made of potatoes. Try them,” said Scratch. I picked up one fry and popped it in my mouth. “Hm? Hm… mmmm…” It tasted fantastic. It was such a simple thing, but somehow it managed to taste so good. I grabbed a handful and stuffed them into my mouth. Nom-nom-nom!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“decided to go say hi to Gavin at the prison. I”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Oh, let me walk you back to your room.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It would have been so useful for the fight against Team Scorpion,” said Arceus.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“He released the arrow and it flew straight and true. Poof! It was a direct hit and it instantly poofed the rogue.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Hawk.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“bow.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“battering”
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“obeyed”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Then Arceus jumped out of nowhere from a tree. “Ah, Cindy is back. Shall we dance, darling?” Cindy giggled. “Dance? Um, sure, I guess.” The two of them ran off to dance together”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“nodded sadly. “Oh, no…” The mayor sighed. “Unfortunately, it was expected since it was such a dangerous mission.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Well, I don’t even know if it’s all ours, but I guess it is now.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Alex nodded. “Okay, good job. Let’s tend to our wounded.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Alex rolled her eyes and stuffed a piece of coal into Red’s mouth. “Let’s see you chew through that.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 24 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)