Hold My Beer and Watch This Quotes

“The nurse continued, “He followed me to the parking lot, pulled down his pants, and wanted to know if he should go get seen for the rash on his penis.” “What’d you say?” “I told him if he didn’t pull his pants up and get away from me, he wasn’t going to have to worry for much longer because he wasn’t going to have a penis left.”
― Kerry Hamm, Hold My Beer and Watch This: Real Stories from a Small-Town ER