Chaos Trims My Beard Quotes

“No one likes losing one of their own, orcs and cops each doubly so. As for orc-cops, I could only guess.”
― Brett Herman, Chaos Trims My Beard

“He isn't leaving any tern unstoned," I added. Elara groaned and Venrick clicked.”
― Brett Herman, Chaos Trims My Beard

“Mom had told me once that a dwarf's only real possession is her hammer, everything else was just stuff borrowed from the ground.”
― Brett Herman, Chaos Trims My Beard

“This would just be the next in a string of offbeat jobs done for strange people, all in the name of keeping beer in the icebox and an unlockable door between my bed and the rest of world.”
― Brett Herman, Chaos Trims My Beard

“Signing some contract I didn't understand, getting abandoned by my boss, and ultimately being killed by thugs with abilities that I'd never possess all seemed like a good fit for the full stop marking the end of my life’s sentence. At least I wouldn’t get the chance to drink myself to death.”
― Brett Herman, Chaos Trims My Beard