The Squirrel on the Train Quotes

“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,”
― Kevin Hearne, The Squirrel on the Train

“We’re surrounded by invisible kindness too, always waiting to surprise us! But it’s a happy surprise! I should probably devote a chapter to it in my book.>”
― Kevin Hearne, The Squirrel on the Train

“we saw some people point at the squirrel and say, “Aww, how cute!” as if the squirrel didn’t want them all dead. They wouldn’t have said that if a clown had been staring down at them from the top of the train, would they? Nope. They would have retreated to a bunker and laid down suppressing fire before lobbing some grenades at it.”
― Kevin Hearne, The Squirrel on the Train

“like to quote that Jefferson line about watering the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants.”
― Kevin Hearne, The Squirrel on the Train