Hot as Puck Quotes

“To be lost with him. Found with him. To be held tight while this powerful, impressively put together man melts in my arms because he’s as devastated by the beauty we make together as I am.”
― Lili Valente, Hot as Puck

“I’ve been dating for over a decade, Libby, and I have never had a man look as hopeful and adorably desperate over me as Justin looked holding up that stupid poem for you. Hearts all over the country are breaking for that goofy, handsome fool, and when you go out there with your sign that says you love him, too, you’re going to put those hearts back together again. And you’re going to give them a reason to believe that maybe their own happily-ever-afters aren’t a hopeless cause after all.”
― Lili Valente, Hot as Puck

“And yes, I like to crochet. Again, I’ll ask that you not fucking judge me, because it’s my birthday, because my charity, Hookers for the Homeless, has provided over two thousand caps, gloves, and scarves to people in need, and because my Instagram account—Hockey Hooker—has over a million followers.”
― Lili Valente, Hot as Puck

“That’s how much you should love the woman you’re going to marry. You should love her so much that if she were taken away from you it would feel like your rib cage had been cracked open and some sadistic son of a bitch was cutting away tiny pieces of your heart, slathering them in salt, and eating them right in front of you.”
― Lili Valente, Hot as Puck

“It makes sense that the two most beautiful people in the room should gravitate toward each other.”
― Lili Valente, Hot as Puck

“That was only my second time doing that. But I watched some videos last night, so I was hoping it would be okay.”

“Firstly—again, it was far, far better than okay. Secondly—what kind of videos?” I wiggle my brows suggestively. “You mean porn?”

Her blush spreads from her cheeks down the pale column of her throat. “Instructional videos.”

“By which you mean porn.”

She rolls her eyes with a huff. “Fine. Yes. Porn, but it was good porn. There was a story line.”

“Because that’s why we all watch porn. For the story line.”
― Lili Valente, Hot as Puck

“I’m ninety-nine percent sure Libby’s going to say yes, but that one percent margin of error is apparently enough to give me a raging case of hyperhidrosis. That’s the name of the medical condition that makes your hands sweat too much. I know this because Libby used it to beat me at Scrabble a few weeks ago. She is not only beautiful, sexy, generous, funny, and thoughtful, but crazy smart to boot.”
― Lili Valente, Hot as Puck

“All I need is time, four walls, and a lock I can turn to make sure Libby and I aren’t disturbed until I’ve shown her how much she’s been missing.”
― Lili Valente, Hot as Puck